Even More Stupid Things
Even more “Stupid Things You Used To Think” in today’s post…
Recently, I shared some stupid things I used to think (http://www.northwestleader.com/1818/stupid-things-i-used-to-think/).
On Sunday, I told the church, “When you’re bored listening to my sermon, just write down some stupid things you used to think on your Connect Card.”
You guessed it—there were a few “Stupid Things” shared. I posted a few the other day (http://www.northwestleader.com/1846/stupid-things-you-used-to-think/).
And, here are even more stupid things (you used to think):
“I used to think football players had really big chests and shoulders naturally (I didn’t know they were wearing pads).”
“I used to think the big power line towers were monsters that came to life at night and followed you.”
“I used to think ‘Don’t Drink And Drive’ applied to all liquids. I’d cry if someone drank a soda in our car.”
“I used to think that moon boots helped you go around “on the moon—but, no, they are just ugly boots.”
“I used to think if you kicked a rock as you walked down the street it would get separated and lost from its family.”
“I used to think if I untied my belly button, my butt would fall off.”
“I used to think neighbor was pronounced neighvor.”
“I used to think I would meet Nick Jonas at one of his concerts and he would fall madly in love with me at first sight. I used to think I would marry him.”
“I used to think stuffed animals would come to life when I wasn’t paying attention. I still do.”
“I used to think that when I was bad, God put a bad mark in my book—and if I had too many marks, God wouldn’t let me into heaven.”
“I used to think my mom was too old to understand.”
“I used to think a turtleneck with a t-shirt over the top was really cool.”
“I used to think I was only smart, funny, and cool if I was drunk.”
“I used to think if you ate a watermelon seed, you would grow a watermelon tree inside your body.”
“I used to think cats were female and dogs were male.”
“I used to think that serial killers were killers who murdered people through breakfast cereal.”
“I used to think Head & Shoulders shampoo was meant to be used not just in hair but also on your shoulders.”
“I used to think the sun never shines in Seattle.”
“I used to think Gene Juarez was just some girl.”
I am a husband, father, pastor, leader & reader. I love God, love people & love life.
New favorite: Turtleneck and T-shirt. Haha. I did would wear a white turtleneck under my Steve Largent jersey.
That makes sense. Steve wore it that way too didn’t he?
From my first comment… “I did would” Wow. I’m so sorry about that one.
I used to think that baby dolls and dolls that look like real people would come to life and try to get me at night. This may have something to do with watching that crazy Chucky movie when I was much too young. They still kinda creep me out…
Goodness gracious. What were you doing watching Chucky?
My older brother put in on one night when the two of us were home alone. I may have cried. Sometimes older brothers are not very nice to their innocent, sweet, perfect little sisters…
I used to think that God couldn’t hear me unless I prayed out loud.
Sometimes I don’t like to think about how God knows all my thoughts. Kinda embarrassing…