Does Jesus _____?

Does Jesus prefer Pepsi or Coke?

Does Jesus like the Seahawks or the Saints?

Does Jesus answer “Dear baby Jesus” prayers?

Does Jesus really look so Caucasian?

Does Jesus always look so serious? 

Does Jesus hate all the same people I do?

Does Jesus hate people?

Does Jesus “Help those who help themselves?”

Does Jesus cause us to be successful and rich and satisfied?

Does Jesus want us to abuse the earth?

Does Jesus spend all of His time with church friends?

Does Jesus work diligently on image management?

Does Jesus care about my reputation?

Does Jesus have a favorite denomination?

Does Jesus mock atheists?

Does Jesus trivialize certain methods of killing over others?

Does Jesus only use the King James Version of the Bible?

Does Jesus only accept hymns or Hillsong as worship?

Does Jesus love the theology-types more than the social-justice types?

Does Jesus keep women silent in the church?

Does Jesus stay out of bars?

Does Jesus never question religious leaders, systems, structures, or practices?

Does Jesus stay away from certain types of people?

Does Jesus feel indifferent about the hurting, the abused, the prisoner, and the poor?

Does Jesus walk away from people who are well-known for their sinful lifestyle?

Does Jesus love country and hate rap?

Does Jesus stay away from “bad company” because they will corrupt His “good character?”

Does Jesus follow Jim Collin’s “Good To Great” advice by “Getting the right people on the bus?”

Does Jesus cause His followers to become weird?

Does Jesus use the categories “spiritual” and “secular?”

Does Jesus change the world through politics?

Does Jesus reject people with questions and doubts?

Does Jesus want us to work harder for our salvation?

Does Jesus shop at LifeWay?

Does Jesus have campaign signs in His front lawn? Does Jesus endorse candidates?

Does Jesus like homeschool or Christian school kids better?

Does Jesus enjoy watching The Preachers of L.A. or Duck Dynasty?

How we answer these questions might reveal what myths, urban legends, and other religious boloney we’ve been buying into.

What would you add?

Please share your “Does Jesus_____?” below in the comments. I’d love to hear from you!

Check out yesterday’s “The Christian Label On People & Places & Things,” and come back tomorrow for “Life Coach Jesus & The Winner’s Circle.”

Also – similar to today’s post: “Oh No He Didn’t,” and “He Didn’t Ask.”